"The most fascinating person on Facebook"

Nope, not Zuckerberg, who was born just before I graduated high school.  Not Dwayne Johnson (who I love btw) not even like George Takei, who is pretty fucking funny on Facebook.  Nope, yesterday one of the MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of my fans, oh wait, that's the Rock's line.  Anyway one of my less than a million followers told me I was the most fascinating person she knows on Facebook. ON MY REAL LIFE PAGE! Go figure.

 See? It's true....crazy sells.  Trust me if I could sell it I would.  I'll be doing one of those Kickstarter campaigns because the crowd funding one I'm on now seems more geared towards people with illnesses who need money for that kind of thing and Kickstarter is for creative <cough> crazy people like me who have a physical project in mind.  I've started writing the foreward, I may use that in the Kickstarter campaign (as long as my Mom doesn't read it) and I'll be offering ebook, paperback and hardcover copies at different donation levels.  And YES autographs cost extra, because I know you all will be selling that shit on eBay, ok well I know my husband will be trying anyway.  Maybe I'll offer dinner with the author (you buy) because I can think of a few people that would pay to sit at the same table with me.

 I promised to do posts a few times a week, here's number one with more to come.  I'll let everyone know when the Kickstarter thing is up and running and maybe you guys can throw me a dollar or two for pens and shit.  In the mean time, if you see me out on the street say HI! Don't bitch at me about not using your name in my novel, I'll use whatever names I want.  I get around that by writing a FICTIONAL novel, so fuck you haters and people with something to hide.  Get over yourselves.  I got over myself a long time ago.

Spread the word, friend me on Facebook-Kat Riley
Follow me on Twitter @katbriley1
 (yea I know you fuckers stalk my pics)
I'm on Pinterest, Tumbler, Snapchat, LinkedIn (til they give me the boot, cuz you know-they are PROFESSIONAL and probably just about any other social media site out there.  Find me say HI tell me off, tell me a story from 25-30 years that I probably don't remember (if there are pics involved PLEASE INBOX THEM FIRST ROFLMAO)
Offer to finance my book, bribe me not to write about you, I'll take it either way.

It's fall.  Time for the Ginger Queen to go into hibernation (more like a bear than a caterpillar that becomes a butterfly cuz that shit ain't happening unless someone donates money for plastic surgery too)

At least twice a week.  That was my promise. And I intend to keep it.  Until next time...